Here’s the recipe:
1) Sign up your friends for Joel Osteen’s daily devotionals.
2) Casually introduce Joel Osteen into the conversation: “I saw Joel Osteen on the television at the gym the other day and I couldn’t stop watching. He had so much gel in his hair, I thought the stage lights were going to ignite it.”
3) Sit back and enjoy the show.
You could also try this on your next road trip.
Please feel free to leave your favorite methods for terrorizing friends and loved ones in the Comments section below. Now that I’m married, I’m always looking for new ideas.