Do your family and friends a big favor, and try not to confuse sending this holiday email forward with spreading Christmas cheer:
IF A FAT GUY GRABS YOU AND PUTS YOU IN A BAG,
I TOLD SANTA I WANTED A GOOD FRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS!
SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING ME
IF I’M YOUR FRIEND.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What’s that taste in my mouth? No, not candy canes. Oh yes, that’s the taste of bile!